cabbage

Jersey slang for 'garbage'

Kyley-B: Ayy! Wasamater Kookie? Why you actin like a piece of cabbage??

by outlaw pr October 16, 2010

gypsy cabbage

a sexual maneuver involving a male applying his fist into the anal cavity of a female then quickly inserting his testicles into the gaping anal cavity followed by Nicolas Cage-styled hand gesture.

Hey, gents, whilst giving my lady friend a proper shagging last night, I slipped her the gypsy cabbage. I must inform you that she is not walking at all properly this morning.

by bava666 August 3, 2009

salty cabbage

When a green booger is applied to the penis before oral sex begins.

Imagine you're getting head from a chunky fat chick. She drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. You look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick blow job habit. Sick.

Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"

She complies. And cries a little afterwards.

by Pollup November 4, 2007

Cabbage

Why the fuck are you googling what a cabbage is. It’s lettuce dumbass

I eat cabbage

by The wise plumbus November 29, 2018

cabbage

Cash money Mo money

yo, you got any cabbage?

by flip January 13, 2003

Bears Ass and Cabbage

A sarcastic remark when one asks what is there to eat.

John: "Whats for super?"
Jake:"Bears ass and cabbage!"

by Tim Godsil October 11, 2007

cabbage soup diet

What fat people go on to lose weight. Apparently, if all you eat is cabbage soup, the weight falls off you, but it makes your shit 20 times more rancid. My ex-boss was on one for a couple of months - he'd go grab the newspaper and charge into the toilet for a good half hour session. The place was off-limits for a good 45 minutes afterwards and some of the tiles had fallen off the walls

Workmate: Oh dear, Lynchy's just gone into the bogs with the paper
Me: Dammit! I really need to piss! Guess I'll have to go in the 'ladies'...

by Dangerous G April 12, 2004