Emergency Burrito

A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.

Dude, what that in your shirt-pocket?

Just my Emergency Burrito man.

Good thinking bro!

by sjkonk November 12, 2010

Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the Jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

Rainbow Burrito

n. It is magical, glittery love at first sight. It is rainbow, it is burrito. Hold on to your damn fucking taste buds, tell them to fucking chill, and grab your napkins. This is stuff dreams are made of .

"I'm sorry you're feeling down dude, how about a Rainbow Burrito?"

by rocketsound November 29, 2013

Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.

I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.

by Novanova April 12, 2016

Side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and round, like a burrito.

"I'll have a chicken parm, with a side burrito please."
"I hope my wife doesn't find out about my side burrito."

by theskoontz May 16, 2017

Burying the Burrito

The spicy love-making that ensues after the consumption of cocktails, more specifically a mojito.

Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"

by DragonWaxer October 8, 2013

happy burrito

1: The act of having sex in a sleeping bag.
2: Being happy and rolled in your blankets

Phil and Marsha had a happy burrito last night in there tent.
I am a happy burrito

by AlsaineandSvenie December 26, 2014