bag buffer 

n. a goatee, soul-patch, or any form of chin hair, or Amish beard, that, when applied to a scrotum, produces a fine mirror-like finish.

"Sweet bag buffer John!" "Thanks, I just had it clipped."

bag buffer by Wendellian October 13, 2005

penis buffer 

1.thin strip of skin that seperates two peni when a female is engaged in double penetration.

Dude, if there wasn't this penis buffer between us I'd be gay.

penis buffer by bob lopez January 7, 2006

pickle buffer

a homosexual, or a female who loves to give blow jobs. someone who sucks so much dick they could buff a pickle. can be used as an insult.

1. john your wearing a gay shirt, you pickle buffer.

2. sarah is such a pickle buffer.

pickle buffer by Fatt Turle November 16, 2005

Date Buffer

A date buffer is a friend that you bring along when you hang out with someone that you're romantically interested in. The purpose of this is to make the excursion seem as if it wasn't a date, but more of a friendly gathering. In most cases though, the 'buffer' is ignored as a third wheel.

However, if you're NOT interested in the person, a date buffer can be used so that you don't send the wrong message.

1) "Dude, I wanna go out with that chick again, but I'm a wuss and I don't wanna go alone. Could you be by date buffer?"

2) "That guy's cool and all, but I don't really like him like that. Just be my date buffer today and I'll pay for your ticket."

Date Buffer by CptROFL September 6, 2010

muffer buffer 

To motor boat in the vaginal area.

D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.

muffer buffer by Izzy15062 January 12, 2007

Floor Buffer 

The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.

Always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.

Floor Buffer by Jim E. Junk May 22, 2006

pre-buffer 

The act of loading a webpage with a video on it allowing the video to buffer knowing full well that you do not intent to watch the video at the present time. But instead keeping the webpage open and watching later when it may be more convenient for you. A pre-buffer is also used to make sure the video is fully loaded when you wish to wash it.

The user can also disconnect from the internet and will still be able to watch the video due to the pre-buffer.

buddy: have you got any decent films we can watch?
guy: erm nah not really but i pre-buffered the hangover on the internet this morning if you wanna watch that
buddy: yeah sounds like a plan, good old pre-buffer

bob: you wanna go out jim?
jim: ok let me just pre-buffer space chimps for the kids n i'll pick you up

pre-buffer by wildturkey69 September 19, 2009