Buffer Fucked

When buffering occurs repeatedly while trying to watch T.V. or a movie on ones computer.

I was trying to watch a movie on Netflix but kept getting Buffer Fucked.

by N4CER32 October 19, 2011

Buffeter

Pronounced buffet-ers.

The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.

The food is great....but the buffeters are making me lose my appetite!

by Baiko September 27, 2012

Buffet Whale

Buffet Whale - The enormous fat people that eat large amounts of food at the local buffets .

Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.

We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta October 5, 2012

Buffer Person

That one guy or girl that keeps you from being either heterosexual or homosexual.

Josh: Hey, do you want to go the strip club tonight
Patrick: Nah, I'll just sit here and watch gay porn.
Josh: Well, Danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
Patrick: If Danielle's going to be there then I'm going for sure.
Josh: She sounds like your Buffer Person.

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 12, 2013

Buffer Song

A mediocre song used by an internet streaming service like Pandora to let you know they're about to play something really shitty. This gives you the opportunity to change the station before inadvertently hearing something distasteful. Coined by popular podcast host, Adam Carolla

Adam: I was listening to an Elvis Costello channel on Pandora earlier and John Cougar's opus "Hurts So Good" suddenly started playing.
Ray: Shit. At least they should've given you a Buffer Song.
Adam: Yes, anything by Gary Wright would've been sufficient

by bkn March 3, 2014

Bluffed

When you are convinced that you and a person are going to hook up but you find out that b*tch is actually cuffed

Sam: We been talking for some time now
Shalom: She has a boyfriend so you been bluffed

by Blippygotsauce April 21, 2020

wall buffer

a sexual position when a man has a woman between him and the wall

damn jake your walls look sparkling clean what did you do to get it so clean?

well all i did was wall buffer her.

WOW i should try that sometime.

by Master Baterer January 16, 2006