Guy 1: Did you hear the dictator is allowing more things lately?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's ruling with a bronze fist now.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's ruling with a bronze fist now.
by TheProtoFurry September 22, 2022

A small gnome who lives in the city of florence colorado. he yells alot and has anger issues. he is a faggot. His heart is going to pop someday due to his mnt dew addiction. HE is gay. he broke his cpu screen due to his overwatch rage. When he dies we will put on his gravestone"here lies a bronze" he thinks he is gud at overwatch but he is a true bronze
by sebastianXD March 22, 2017

Bronze - a subhuman pleb without the basic knowledge required to be normal ELO. The lowest IQ amongst adults, basically equal to an infant.
by Just some average guy February 19, 2017

To have bronze hair it really means that you’re naturally gonna be that bitch, you have that fall look effortlessly. You’re irresistible, you reciprocate head, you will never be below average on anything. Hit me up, for real.
Yo Ethan’s beard is looking bronze, huh? God I wish that were me.
Hey did you notice that she has bronze hair? You know what they say about that! 😏
Hey did you notice that she has bronze hair? You know what they say about that! 😏
by HairyUncut March 23, 2023

by Captinpickel April 25, 2016

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.
Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"
by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

by Bronzecelery July 27, 2021
