Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.

My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.

by Buggle December 30, 2007

brollie

1. A device for protection from the weather consisting of a collapsible, usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
2. A shortened, more hip name for an umbrella

"it's raining in sheets! make sure to grab your brollie!"

by Skye Winters January 7, 2006

Bollocking

A harsh punishment for something you've done.

In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"

by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010

Bollockisation

Exclamation of annoyance or frustration, derived from the British term "bollocks", meaning testicles or nonsense. To "give someone a bollocking" is to reprimand them.
May also be influenced by "buggeration".

"Oh, bollockisation! My computer just crashed again!"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008

Brillo Ass

When the hairs on your ass are so coarse that it causes toilet paper to shred into remnants on the back of the toilet seat

"AHHH maaaan! Can you please clean up after your brillo ass next time!"

by PLUMBERT March 15, 2009

Brolla

The biggest badass on the block

Don't fuck with him he's brolla

by b00k3r November 29, 2010

Brillo Fighting

The act of two people with huge bushes having sex.

"I haven't man-scaped in a while, and my girl has a hair diaper, so we were brillo fighting all night.

by tudakilla January 19, 2011