BroDad

When you marry your friends mum, then your friend in turn marries your mum you become 'BroDads'

You: Hey BroDad, how was dinner with my Mum last night?
Friend: It was pretty awesome BroDad, its getting pretty late, I think its your bedtime.
You: Fuck off.

by Glen1985 February 12, 2009

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brodega

What dudes call mini-marts who live in the New York area when talking to their other male friends.

"Yo I'll be over by 7 for the Yankees game just gotta stop at the BROdega to pick up some beer and chips."

by Kajun SS April 20, 2015

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brocurious

One bro who, although confined to a lone woman, finds themselves curiously jealous of other dudes for the purposes of bromance and bromosexual relations.

He had always been jealous of other dudes in a bromantic relationship. Since he started dating Stacey last October, he had almost forgotten the pleasure of being found with other bros. He labeled himself brocurious.

Bro 1: “I really miss the dirty talk in the man cave.”

Bro 2: “Do you think…its possible?”

Later…

Wife/Girlfriend: “WHAT!!”

Bro 1: “I…I guess I’m just brocurious.”

by bros-hoes=justbros January 13, 2011

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BROdudes

The BROdudes are a type of BRO that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for shitty METAL + a strong like for underaged sluts + big mouths used for talking tons of shit for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromo sexual tendencies.

Not to be confused with "dude-bra."

A Bro Dude will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need one another in order to feel TOTALLY AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they run home with their penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character.

BROdudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.

These guys are total BROdudes!

(Box2 & Slammy are two *madeup* BROdudes at a party.)

Box2: "BRO, look at those sluts - lets go run a train on them."

Slammy: "Sweeeeet, BRO!"

(as they walk over to the sluts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sluts..)

Slammy: (goes into BROdude muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of Box2's ear..)

Slammy: "BROOOO, is it cool?! IS IT COOL?!?!"

Box2: "NO, BROOO!"

nonBROdude: "those BROdudes always cause drunken drama!"

by turtle taint January 14, 2007

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