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Bride Hoe

A lady of the night who has the potential to be a wife; she's the more "classy" of his hoes.
This hoe is my Bride Hoe, a top tier hoe! She’s the type of hoe you can take home to meet ya momma after she has had a long night of lickin’, suckin, and fuckin the riches of dicks in the tri-state area. She’s even clean up with baby wipes and gargle some mouthwash before givin your momma a kiss on the cheek.
by Tina85💚 February 28, 2025
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Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
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Bride

A person of low intellect. Typically wearing clothes, as seen in early seasons of jersey shore. Aggressive behaviour towards other people (especially his/her fellow brider)
Guy 1#: Ayo bruh, did you see the bride at the club last night?
Guy 2#: Yea man, he was all up in my face the entire time!

Bride 1#: YOU TALKING TO ME BRAH? YOU WANNA GO?!

Guy 1# and 2#: Let's just go man...
by Bride123 August 19, 2021
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Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country
I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.
by 459395 March 28, 2023
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Orleans bride

(parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
i don't suggest marrying an Orleans bride
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
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Bride

by 459395 March 28, 2023
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Bride Kong

Noun; a very demanding bride but not quite a bridezilla. (From King Kong)
"Alice is being such a bride Kong, I doubt anyone's going to her wedding."
by Bttfb April 19, 2025
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