The cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet. When I met first Brad I saw he eating the double footlong chicken asiago with guac. Usually when asked if he has eaten he tends to say that he already had is blueberry protein shake. He likes to wear tight green tanktops and orange camo cargo pants. A Brad tends to vape huge cloud from his dab pen and hang with his "black" friends. You'll never find another man with a better body fat percentage. Overall Brad is the cutest, hottest, coolest, sweetest, bestest, cutest guy you will ever meet.
by God Vape November 28, 2018
Brad is the most amazing person ever and he is the sweetest person ever. He is really strong and beautiful. If you meet a Brad you should definitely date him
by Overall good January 29, 2021
Brad is a cringy man who feels they need to record everything they do. There dad provides all their money.
don't be a brad
by sokppska December 08, 2017
Brad is the guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy son of a bitch with a big cock and balls that’ll satisfy you with a nice big load. He will fuck you with absolutely no mercy until he’s satisfied and he’ll fuck you like his own personal bitch. You better be ready for his climax because you’re about to get a double barreled shotgun in the face but you’ll keep coming back for more
Person 1: So I met this new guy and I really like him
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat
by TheKitchenIsMySavior May 15, 2018
Hey do you guys want to come over to my place to watch the Bachelor premier and drink wine? What are you, a Brad?
by Novaboi69 January 06, 2019
The man always be look'n like a snack. Smarts up top, monster truck down low. Anyone with the pleasure of experiencing 12 orgasms simultaneously knows how it feels to brush shoulders with brad. His blond mane will flow with the wind on his moped. It is easy to mistake his footsteps as an earthquake, but that's just the sound of millions of panties hitting the ground. It's a good life to be Brad.
Jessica: I don't think life will get any better than it is now!!!
Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.
Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.
by jiznurpants April 19, 2018
by abgeschiedene July 17, 2013