Boeberting

The act of getting high and groped in a crowded theater.

Me and Lauren went to the theater. I broke out my vape pen, and it wasn't long until she was Boeberting me.

by ElijahKay2022 September 16, 2023

junk bomber

someone like Abdulmutallab who straps or hides explosives in his underwear right around his junk

A passenger on the flight jumped the junk bomber before he could blow up the plane.

by rodeoclown December 30, 2009

Blue Bobber

Performing oral sex on an unwashed penis that’s amassed a little ripe, tangy dick cheese around the tip.

I was choking on his blue bobber. It really smelled like a fine blue vein cheese.

I tried to feed her my blue bobber but she made me shower.

by Dick Onchin November 5, 2020

National Bobert day

Bobert is a plastic doll we pary to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favourite thing about Bobert

what day id aug 8th?
National Bobert Day!

by Hebebebebebebe August 7, 2022

Dressing Gown Bobber

A somewhat pleasurable "semi" derived from the relative freedom of wearing nothing but a dressing gown, which is all well and good. However, trying to make your way across the kitchen of a morning in front of friends and family whilst exhibiting an exaggerated bobbing motion from below the waist can subject you to a world of embarrassment.

The sun beaming in through the window as I read the paper and ate my toast this morning precipitated a semi at just the wrong moment. I had to walk past the mother in law with a serious dressing gown bobber!!

by R3ginald November 11, 2014

Alabama brown bomber

Get a really fat guy or girl to take laxatives, get him or her to shit all down a slide, get a girl down at the bottom with her legs spread then you proceed to slide down at full speed, right into her vagina, shit will have flown everywhere your both covered and best of all you get to nut in your little jezebel

Aye Michael Let’s go to the blind elementary school and do the Alabama brown bomber with Stacy

by Saundersakike January 4, 2021

Don't bother

Don't bother: don't even try or think about trying.(key word: 'try')

'Don't bother' trying on those pants they obviously won't fit you!!!

by Raining with love March 11, 2017