berries

balls
testicles

SEE ALSO twig and two berries

Those are some drooping berries

by yo May 13, 2004

Cluster Berries

noun, meaning the bits of poo left behind that get tangled in the hair surrounding the anus.

Andrew couldn't help but wonder if he wiped well enough after going to the toilet having only used only a tiny sheet of toilet paper to remove the tangled cluster berries.

by Teo B October 7, 2009

That Really Dingles My Berries

a sign of displeasure or annoyedness, cause we all know how annoying those dingleberries can get am i right?

oh my " that really dingles my berries", he's such a spaz

by islandertime July 11, 2010

twig n berries

Penis and balls

If your a boy, look in your pants.
If youre a girl, look it up.

Girl: Man, tonight im going to suck on my boyfriends twig n berries.

by Lumina Rose February 1, 2014

Jarmel Berries

Created in Colorado in 2005, this deviant sexual practice consists of an oral fetish with hemorrhoids. This act involves one male licking and “oral pleasuring” the hemorrhoids of the other male participant that were created from rough homosexual sodomy. The Jarmel Berries refer to the “mouth-watering” attraction the deviants feel towards a disturbing twist to “salad tossing”. This practice has gained popularity through the homosexual prison population across the mid-west, and has traveled as far east as Virginia.

This practice has been mentioned in several rap songs, referring to the tough life of prisoners in multiple federal and state detention centers where the Jarmel Berries act has been reported by officials to have grown into an act of hate and domination. It has been reported that the larger or stronger prisoners in the penitentiary facilities have used this act to show their dominance or “ownership” of other prisoners.

The Jarmel Berries term has also caught on with the Lesbian/Gay communities along the west coast in areas like San Diego, San Francisco, and Portland.

Another popular variation of this term includes “Jarmel Jelly”(referring to bleeding of the hemorrhoids)

Jake, get over here and suck on my Jarmel Berries!

by Peter Simpson April 30, 2006

razz my berries

Make me laugh hysterically.

Will you razz my berries? I've had a bad day and need someone to help me find humor.

by Lingotees January 22, 2008

member berries

A meta-analysis of the forces driving Donald Trump's election success, anthropomorphized as smiling grape-like fruits. Member berries represent insight by South Park's creators into the alt-right's ground game: an avalanche of references to 80s and 90s culture, noted for its repression of non-white, non-heterosexual elements, distract from the far right's contempt for the social progress achieved in the 2000s and 2010s and act as a buffer against confrontation by social progressives over the right's continued resistance. Member berries are especially powerful in the context of "family friendly" environs, such as community Facebook groups, IRC, and informally organized meetings, in that they focus the conversation on media that is likely to be less diverse in its presentation. Member berries remind the alt-right, the far-right, and the white center-right of ostensibly shared goals and create a climate of exclusion and discrimination against non-whites and non-heterosexuals. The very memory of less tolerant times is enough to create rage in the out-group, which feels invited or even obligated to act out in protest. The act outs in turn invite (or compel) "centrist" moderators to remove the excluded, thereby cutting the out-group off from the community and marginalizing its representation in debate. Once the white/hetero element is consolidated, hateful rhetoric is ratcheted up considerably and white nationalist themes become "normalized" in the group.

"'Member Chewbacca again?" "I 'member!" "'Member feeling safe? And no ISIS? 'Member when marriage was only between a man and a woman? 'Member Reagan?" "Oh yeah, I 'member!"

"Something wrong with these member berries!"

by tcaud November 26, 2016