I. Fat that predominantly men obsess over. Even the fat-shaming ones fantasize over them and are strongly in denial about it.
II. The first thing dudes inspect in chicks most of the time.
III. Are usually fake but sadly most fail to acknowledge.
IV. Something you can truly achieve from squats.
V. Something that is so fucking overrated in society it becomes unbearable at times.
Assmonkey: Lemme hit up dat booty doe Me: Get the fuck out, nerd.
Bimbo Chick Next to Me: *Winks at assmonkey and jiggles her saggy ass in yoga pants*