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shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.
Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!
by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009
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Borking

A meme way of saying "barking".

The term borking is usually used when a photo of a dog/doggo/pupper is shown.

The word borking comes from 'bork' which sometimes dogs are captioned saying 'bork'.

The word is mostly used on Tumblr where most of the weird memes are born.
*Picture Of A Dog*
Caption: Free, and ready to bork.

*Same Dog Now Shown In Cage*
Caption: In prison for borking.
by Purgaytory August 28, 2016
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baking cookies

New way of saying we had sex or wanna have sex
GF: Me and my bf are baking cookies tonight
BF: Hells yea
Random Guy:He must be gay
by iJuStCaM3 December 27, 2011
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Baking a cake

When you tell a story and you add too many unnecessary details and it becomes boring.
You-Telling an unnecessarily long, boring story about what you did at the weekend.

Friend-You are baking a cake!
by Kdoug88 October 16, 2018
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Banana Boating

The act of motorboating the male genitalia. You lift the banana (penis) out of the way and move your face side to side on the coconuts (testicles) while imitating the noise of a boat motor.
If it weren't for the banana boating, Cheddar would have dropped that hoe a long time ago.
by Charlie's devils October 23, 2010
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Bonking Volver

Bonking Volver originated in South West England. It is a slang term often used as a smoother term for calling someone a Fucking Cunt!
Derek: Come You little Whore Bag and give Daddy some sugar

Wendy: You Bonking Volver stay away from me!!
by EC84 June 7, 2009
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Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.
Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.
by niks luds March 15, 2010
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