blow job on the rocks
when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.
blow job on the rocks by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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blow job from hell
A Toribash move where the aggressor shoves his head into their opponent's crotch. At this point they can do one of two things:
1: Ram their head into their opponent some more
2: Slam their opponent against the ground
Both of these movements cause major dismemberment
1: Ram their head into their opponent some more
2: Slam their opponent against the ground
Both of these movements cause major dismemberment
blow job from hell by Quanto March 15, 2007
Blow job queen
1. A felacious woman who can make a descent living by performing her "expert" oral pleasures.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Young moms' facebook status: My day is sooooo hard i had to do laundry, load the dish washer, and make sure suppers ready while my man's out all day working (ugh he's so lucky he gets to get out). I bearly had time for a 6 hour nap!!!!!
Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
Blow job queen by Ampresandman December 27, 2011
blow job shot
The guy unzips his fly and the full shot glass is placed in the opening. You then have to take the shot without using your hands.
Jennifer was hazed last week. She had to take 6 blow job shots out of Stephen's crotch in 15 minutes!
blow job shot by symptomfinger November 19, 2007
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Blow Job Water by True Story Bro May 2, 2011