A ignorant southern asshole, who acts like and idiot and thinks he is the best at everything when in reality everyone is making fun of his dumbass behind his back.
by reticulated python October 21, 2008
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Get the Bloodered mug.The way a Scottish person says boner (usually followed by a grunt).
Synonyms: boner, dick, couk, hard-on, morning wood, wankeroo jack, log-in-the-pants, bulgy-boo, my sweet meat, prairie-dog, german helmet, mushroom tip
Synonyms: boner, dick, couk, hard-on, morning wood, wankeroo jack, log-in-the-pants, bulgy-boo, my sweet meat, prairie-dog, german helmet, mushroom tip
(Ex.)
"Aye, Willie gut a beg booner from the Caber Toss" - UUH
(*sounds like angry grunts* Think of Shrek's rage voice!)
aka (to a Scottish person): "mah phat willay"
"Aye, Willie gut a beg booner from the Caber Toss" - UUH
(*sounds like angry grunts* Think of Shrek's rage voice!)
aka (to a Scottish person): "mah phat willay"
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by philtron3030 July 12, 2011
Get the Blooperbox mug.the stretching out with age of the anal sphincter causing a loose sounding flatulence that resembles a worn out woopy cushion
After bending over to pick something up, he arose, expelling gas and exclaiming, " I think my BLOOTERjust blowed out!"
by journeyman6 March 28, 2011
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Get the Blooder mug.An early bloomer is a girl that has a "little girl" vagina and doesn't have a protruding clitoris or any other signs of maturity.
I can't think of any usually this is used to tease other girls such as "hey Early bloomer! this is the big girls room! go play with your dolls you little bitch!"
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