Blood Eagle

One of the more barbaric tortures of the Ancient Norse style. The victim would either be cut down the front (a la disembowlment) and the ribs would be seperated, leaving the chest cavity open and unprotected. The other possible method was that the victim was cut from behind, the torturer digging his hands into the victim's torso and to the front, and seperating the ribs in such a way that they came out through his back, giving the illusion of wings, and thus a "bloody eagle".

Although this is a grusome fate, it was almost humane in that it gave nearly instant death, if not from shock then from bloodloss. Other methods of torture were meant to keep the victim alive and suffering. For example, one way was to put hot coals in the backs of the knees and elbows, burning the tendons, and tying the limbs in a manner that they would be completely flexed, so that they would heal in that way and the victim would be left with functionless limbs.

Mr. Craig: And in the year 512 elephants from New Orleans ravaged the Plains of Normandy though the French King Henry VII did much to appease them.
Joe: Damn it, Mr. Craig, that never happened.
Mr. Craig: Mr. Palombit, if you interrupt me once more I will blood eagle you.
Joe:... (Horrified silence)

by B-Zero September 26, 2006

Blood Fog

A mindless anger or rage often associated with extreme violence. Can be brought on by an external influence or purposely brought on for various reasons.

1. That guy pissed me off so much I went into a Blood Fog.

2. I'm going to invoke the Blood Fog on your ass.

by Kevin Matthew Lee February 10, 2008

blooby joobs

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.

"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."

by StanSmith November 16, 2013

Bloobis

A cry baby, someone who does nothing but whine and complain all day.

Bloobis: *wahhhhhhhhhh*
Bro: Shut up you stupid fuckin' bloobis.

by ayytmoney November 25, 2014

blood choking

the act of causing someone to pass out or lose consciousness by restricting blood flow to the persons brain. this is also known as choking out and is considered an edge play.

"me and my sub tried blood choking last night,she ended up passed out for 2 minutes."

by i have too much spare time January 10, 2020

Blood Cousins

Blood Cousin's are cousin's that are related to you by blood meaning that they are your family relatives. Cousin's are not for hitting on or to have sex with and you shouldn't be involved in sexual activities with your cousins.

"omg shes so hot"
"ew bro are you serious thats your blood cousin"
"yeah but i still wanna fuck her"
"You shouldn't be doing that with your blood cousins"
IYKYK.

by no significance May 26, 2020

Badger Blood

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Mountain Dew Amp energy drink and whiskey. After consuming several of these, one gains a honey badger level of not giving a shit and an overall feeling of invincibility. Morning after side effects include but are not limited to: total memory loss, feeling as if a King Cobra had bitten your entire body over and over again, and stomach issues from consuming gross amounts of unknown foods that you would normally not eat. Orgin of the term comes from "bros" that consume the beverage and compared it to actually drinking the blood of a honey badger to gain the feeling of everyday honey badger life.

Bro 1: "Bro, what the hell happened last night?"

Bro 2: "What happened? You drank to much badger blood and decided to make out with Rick's girlfriend, buy shots for 15 random broads, fight a hawk in a farm field and then proceeded to consume 4 beefy crunch burritos while screaming at a wall."

by Ethon July 17, 2013