5 block

to steal a high 5 intended for another person the consequence is to suck the blocker dry

when tok uuuaak 5 blocked luis, luis had to suck tok uuuaak dry

by pacoishere January 21, 2009

Divine Cock Block

(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.

2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.

ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!

guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!

by wowthathappenedatumd May 7, 2010

cock blockade

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.

oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!

by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005

stalk-block

When you're facebook stalking someone, but their pictures are hidden from non-friends.

Hot girl? Check.
Tagged in the picture? Check.
Clickin' to her profile? Check.

...

Aww, what the heck? I can't see her pictures! Stupid stalk-block!

by pookywb December 14, 2010

Croc Block

When you go out in a group and one of your friends wears crocs, thereby preventing anyone in the group from getting tail.

"Omg, I can't believe you let her go out in those tonight. Total Croc block."

by Srizie January 26, 2009

Goo Blockers

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).

Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.

by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009

Wok Block

When a co-worker goes to get Chinese food at lunch and doesn't ask anyone if they want any.

Johnny wok blocked and snuck out to get fried rice without letting us put an order in.

by SDNX July 22, 2009