lane blocking

the practice of preventing another driver from changing lanes. specifically, when a driver wants to change lanes while through-travelling, but finds himself stuck behind slower traffic, he may wish to pass the other vehicle. a lane blocker, however, will find a way to keep the passing driver stuck in postition, making it impossible for the passing driver to get around safely. usually this is a passive action, as opposed to on-ramp blocking or offramp blocking; often the offending driver is unaware of the faster car wanting to go past (often because the offender is talking on a cell phone.)

eric: come on man, just pass this truck! we're going to be late for the concert!
derrick: i can't pass him! the damned avalon in front of us is lane blocking me!
eric: flash your high-beams to get his attention!
derrick: i tried, but he's talking on his cell phone! must be more important than driving safely.
eric: what a dumbass bastard}!

by earpuller July 2, 2006

Bro Blocking

Bro Blocking is a fine art in which one of the male gender stops another male, or bro, from doing something cool.

"Chad was totally bro blocking me when I tried to play guitar hero. I was about to plug it in when he turned on Elton John live in concert".

by danweick October 27, 2008

kike blocking

The act of jewish parents forbidding a relationship of their child with a non jew.

Her parents are kike blocking because i'm a not a jew. They told her she had to break up with me.

by non-jew and proud October 23, 2010

Doc Blocking

Variation on the phrase cock blocking where a doctor is prevented from carrying out a medical procedure usually due to a hospital administrator or lack of patient consent.

"I was going to try the new experimental treatment but the patient's parents are totally doc blocking me."

by Alejandro89 March 7, 2009

blacking out

To turn off any device that people can reach you with (cell phone, two-way, computer, home phone, morse code, etc.) in order to avoid someone.

Megan is blacking out Brent because he was acting like a dick. She don't play that!

by Magno Jimenez January 7, 2008

cock blocking the party

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

by EveryManAKing February 9, 2010

Gucci Blocking

When a person is preventing you from getting you swag or gucci on. This can be considered a cock block.

John won't leave Eric alone while Eric is trying to talk to girls so Eric tells John, "dude, you are really gucci blocking me".

by guccimaneDD April 7, 2010