Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024

The Blend

Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.

"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"

by Space Wrangler June 30, 2021

Will it blend?

Trying to blend something for some reason cuz you dont have a life

"I'm finna put a blender in a blender, will it blend?

by PowdahSugah October 27, 2019

blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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by Soulflared April 8, 2022

Blend Buddy

Blend Buddy (As defined by Nacho King.) 1. To be a blend buddy; he is a blend buddy. 2. From the word "Blender" - To blend; To hang around people you don't specifically know, but attempt interaction to make friends with a group of people, and then end up looking around for another group to try to make friends with, thus creating a "Blend Buddy".
3. A friend that isn't your friend. 4. A person that you just hang around, even if they hate you. 5. Known as moronic at some moments.

"Look at that guy hanging around that group of people and going to another group. That Samson has no friends, but he has a lot of blend buddies.

by Nacho King December 4, 2003

Blend

A Europen decenting name. Blends are generally comforting, accepting, but tend to be to hostile when shown disloyalty.

don't double cross a blend

by ParadoxVi January 20, 2018

no blend

for mainly African Americans, when yo fade doesn't blend into hair to skin

boy you got no blend for $10

by Yung minister November 15, 2014