bleacher blister

An ass sore you get from luxury seating at your local high school football field or public ball park field, usually caused by long term sitting on metal or aluminum type seating.

Jimmy: Jesus Christ Mark, I've been sitting here for over 4 hours and this fucking game is still not over!

Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!

by Junior Samples the Sixth December 16, 2014

bleach pudding

Jizzing in a girls ass.

I gave her a large dose of bleach pudding last night.

by RamRodRick June 22, 2015

bleach pong

An upcoming game like beer pong, but with bleach. Fun for the whole family.

Guy #1: Yo you wanna play bleach pong?
Guy #2: Hell yea man lets go!!

by Santa Fraud June 23, 2016

bleachlists

A bleach - based humour tumblr blog run by kristie (or BLG, as she goes by). I dunno if this is interesting or whatever but she got married to her wife somewhat recently.

"Man, did you hear about BLG from bleachlists coming back from her hiatus? I'm so pumped for her return!" - TheFangirls probably

by sonicfang April 18, 2018

bleach on the rock

An alcoholic drinks made with rumchata, milk, and two ice cubes

I wanna try something new bartender, "how about some bleach on the rocks" ,

by Jokinaround December 20, 2018

Bleach Douche

When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.

My bleach douche was successful and now I am dying.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

BleachDrinker

A follower of President Donald Trump and his policies, often used as a derogatory term.

Bleachdrinker: "Donald Trump is the most intelligent, most beautiful, most perfect president ever."

Other person: "Ok, Bleachdrinker."

by Rad Hombre April 27, 2020