Barking off

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.

Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!

by doglover3140 February 21, 2011

barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.

The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.

by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009

blarring

Informal word used instead of crying. Pervailent in rural parts of the U.K including Norfolk.

Stop blarring and dry your eyes

by RinRanRyan September 8, 2007

Blarfin'

REAL HARD.

I was on the bus and this guy started BLARFIN', REALLL HARD.

by NotDylan:3 March 29, 2009

barking bulldog

When a male pulls his pants down, bends over exposing his nuts, and farts loudly.

The Ninja yelled to the Thrill and bent over giving the Thrill a loud barking bulldog prompting the Thrill to shake his head in disgust.

by HBTD November 26, 2010

blorking

When a dog barks in their sleep.

"My dog was blorking all night long because he was dreaming about the post man again."

by Chase in San Antonio February 3, 2014

Barking Pussy

A women that is turned on and wants sexual intercourse with a random man she finds attractive or with their significant other.

Literally no one:

Random girl on Twitter: “my pussy is barking right now.”

Literally no one: “What does barking pussy mean?”

by Mr.Star August 2, 2020