blair witch

movie that open to theaters in 1998. the story about three student film makers who mysteriously disappeared in the black hills in burttketsville. their film was latter discovered burid under an old house that was first built in the 1800's.

im the blair witch beware my power.

by julio February 12, 2004

Blair Witch

Giving a handjob while holding your face right in front of the reciever and staring into his eyes, resembling the telling of a scary story in the dark with a flashlight.

Mike: Dude... last night Bijou gave me a handjob man...

Nate: Sweet man... was it awesome?

Mike: Not really... she gave me a Blair Witch, it was hella scary

Sam: That sucks

Mike: Yeah.. She hauntes my dreams now

by Aramis, Mike, Nate, Sam, Donnie December 04, 2006

Tony Blair

A Man.
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...with big ears.


What, you want more? Fine then, he's also the bast who rules Britain

Tony Blair, second only to Thanet in being rammed up the arse end of Britain

by Arrow January 10, 2005

blair witch

A movie created out of pure fiction with a story created by the directors in which 3 students went into a forest with film equipment and the crew made scary noises etc. etc. to produce the effect that the kids were being chased or attacked by something.

"I totally saw the Blair Witch in my basement last night!!"

"Dude...that movie was fake..the witch wasn't real, you know that right?"

"Eh....right..I was just testin you guys!"

"Sure..."

by Senada July 13, 2005

Tony Blair

A master of inconsequence masquerading as a guru, passing off his vast limitations as pious virtues

Tony Blair is a cunt, with small genitals

by Cherie Blair March 14, 2004

Blair Bombed

The act of being suprised when one is watching a video online and Linda Blair's face from "The Exorcist" pops up randomly.

I was watching a video labeled "Obama Assassination Attempt" with the volume all the way up and I got Blair Bombed. I shat a little.

by J.N. Growling October 10, 2010

the blair thumb

The GREATEST movie ever! main characters are: jish, stressie, & vic. it makes fun of the blair witch movie!

maybe it was a deer!

by jish9321 April 13, 2004