Untimely Bladder

The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't

Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.

"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"

"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"

"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."

by drummerguy97 September 3, 2011

bladder girl

a girl who has bladder issues and needs to pee consistently

Person 1: Wow that Mischa girl pees so much!
Person 2: Yeah they call her bladder girl at her school!

by hohoho459 February 1, 2021

Binge Bladder

When a show is so good you forget to take a leak when you're in the middle of a Netflix or Hulu binge.

James: "Pause it I gotta take a piss"
Alexandra: "No the episode just got good"
James: "Pause it, I've been holding this binge bladder since the middle of the last episode"
Alexandra: "Fine I'll pause it...I just realized I gotta piss too"

by iCoerce September 17, 2016

Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.

"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."

by Magic8Ball April 15, 2014