better than your's

Nothing can compare.
ever.
So nice of you to try tho :

haha look at those sleezy ass friends of her's.
Yea bitch they're better than your's.

by aprilll April 18, 2008

battery low

one of three situations that smartphone users (regardless you're using iPhone, android, blackberry, windows phone etc) never ever wish to see. another two is low wifi signal and loading moving circle.

Guy A: dude I gonna to check my Facebook whasapp twitter Google blah blah blah.......huh! battery low! I didn't bring my backup battery!
Guy B: hahahahahaha you fail!

by microsoft_halo_fans April 5, 2014

Better Off Flat

Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.

Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015

Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

by little sparrow May 16, 2017

brown batter

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.

Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.

by SchlongJohnSilvers December 23, 2012

Better Luck Tomorrow

The best movie ever to be created and probably the only movie with an all Asian cast that is not some sort of sterotype (martial arts, yazuka...). The rights to Better Luck Tomorrow were bought by MTV which tacked a confusing new ending on it. Its actors were awesome! Go Parry Shen!

Even though Better Luck Tomorrow is an independent film, since MTV bought the rights to it, you can find it at any Blockbuster.

by Jessica March 13, 2004