E-BIFF

When someone needs a good smack in the head but is not physically present to receive it, send it electronically!

Oh look, I have an E-BIFF.. (OPEN AND WHAM!)

by TIRED-OF-STUPID-PEOPLE CHICK December 31, 2011

Biffledinked

Altered state of confusion, normally drug or alcohol induced, that has the effect of rendering the person oblivious to his loss of control. Biffledinked is typically used by the intoxicated person in error.

Also: a state experienced by runners when exhaustion blocks normal channels and allows the runner to continue on beyond normal limits.

Duke (in a Doonesbury comic): "I'm on my fifth tab and it looks like I've been ripped off again. This stuff is so bad I am not even the slightest bit BiffleDinked!"

by coldcuts September 2, 2009

Birfmas

A combination someone's birthday and christmas usually in order to provide a single but disappointing gift.

"Hey these shrinky dinks are already shrunk"

"Happy Birfmas"

by Idontknowwhatthatmeansnoitsnot October 9, 2011

biffting

An alternate way of saying Piffting or Buffting

yo wagwan biffting whats your bbm pin init

by Simple Addict October 5, 2017

Biff Malibu

The studliest of studs. No one cooler. The omnipotent male creature with a 10 inch penis. Can be found satisfying wives and girlfriends of unstudly, pudgey little fellers.

Jeff is The Biff Malibu. He really took care of David's Wife.

by Peter Feltersnatch March 7, 2008

biffgiff

boyfriend and girlfriend, like "bf/gf" online talk. May or may not be used with an "s" when using in a sentence.

Are those two over there biffgiff(s)?

by Meg Krav September 18, 2005

biff

a northen term for cigarette, but can also be used to discribe a "joint"

"lend me a biff mate?"

"shall i roll a biff?"

by loomer September 7, 2007