birdnesting

When a papershredder is clogged with crinkled, semi-shredded documents due to lack of shredder oil.

Confused Office People: "Why is the shredder f-in jammed?!?! None of the paper will go through at all!"

Shredder Service Guy: "Oh, it's birdnesting!"

by 20C October 13, 2006

birdhef

The Perry County, Ohio Redneck Gang (straight out of NL)

Can i get a "birdhef"

by Tyler81 November 30, 2011

Birdery

The nature, habits, mannerisms, that are common to typical low level, educated/uneducated, annoying, typical women that are found to be reprehensible and harmful to others, including the agent of stated qualities.

Hey Denzel, have you heard that Marlo took Camilla back after all that bullshit? She got 3 kids with the other dude she left M for and now she talking about it was a mistake. The sucka took her back, smh.

Denzel: That shit is straight birdery. The fuck is Marlo thinking?

Ex 2: Denzel: Juan Jose said Jayla keeps hitting his line, talking about, this some true love shit, now that he hit a lick and stacked up nicely.

Rayshawn: I ain't surprised. Typical birdery shit right there. Good thing he ain't a sucka and won't end up being her lick that she makes a come up on. Where was she before? She wasn't in the trenches, she wasn't shooting in the gym.

Example 3: Rayshawn: Yo Denzel, Ashlin filed for divorce from Darien.

Denzel: I told dude not to marry that thot. She been a bird, we all knew that. I don't feel bad for the guy. Dudes who are dumb enough to marry hoes, deserve what comes with that. He deserves that misery for allowing himself to succumb to her birdery.

by Mister Northeast October 3, 2019

Birdie Bhug

When a gifter fills their oral cavity with an alcoholic beverage via straw, then transfers said straw into the sphincter of their associate, friend, or loved one. They then proceed to donate a spritz (up to a gallon) of the previously mentioned beverage into the anal cavity.

Reader’s note: process can be accelerated if recipient relaxes their anus.

When somebody squirts liquor into your asshole via a straw.

****Eye protection recommended****

Eric gave Zach a Birdie Bhug, leaving a smile on both their faces as they continued to get shitty, then Zach returned the favor.

by bambanubz May 4, 2021

Bardee

A pussy

Hi, I am Bardee, Miauw

by Siamase September 19, 2003

Birde

Refers to Birde Williams, a young, talented writer who is sure to totally revolutionize the way people think about vampires. A little crazy, but we don't ask questions. Has an unfortunate habit of giving characters names that would be cool if they weren't so damn hard to pronounce. Also does some incredibly kick-ass manga. If you don't read her books, you might as well stamp an "I'm Illiterate" sign on your forehead.

Kid1: Dude, have you bought Birde's new book yet?
Kid2: Uhh, who's Birde?
Kid1: Goddamn son, what the hell's the matter with you? Deprived of her, do you even know how to read anymore? What an idiot! That boy needs therapy!

by ay-nonnie-mus January 26, 2009

birdle

used by my best friend's dad when he was in highschool to denote the male reproductive organ

My friend Matt has a very small birdle.

by babturtdiapunk October 11, 2004