Bike Nazi

Bike Nazis are city nerds who show up in rural areas with urban attitudes, dressed in strange alien garb such as dumpy ass spandex pants, pointy head helmets and tard shoes. They do dumb shit to piss off the farmers who really use the roads for their livelihood like ride 3 abreast in a 55 mph zone so you can't get around them. They give attitude to everyone. They are nothing but a pain in the ass.

Nice shoes there slick. If you didn't look stupid enough with your bony ass in spandex and that stupid looking helmet, the shoes take it right over the top. At least that farmer will be able to see your bike nazi ass before he runs over you with his combine.

Bike Nazi by Bozlog May 3, 2008

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Bike Vegan

A person who is obsessed with tofu and their rusted-out bike that was made in 1978. This individual usually lives in an urban area, but originates from a rural area far from the city. They most likey attend art school and work at local restaurants or Starbucks. They can be found weaving between 4 lanes of city traffic with their one-strapped satchel over their shoulder. Topics of conversation include Apple Computers, new ways of cooking tofu, global warming, peace protests, legalizing marijuana(but, just for medical use, of course), and bandannas.

Cab Driver: Get out of the street! You are going to get killed! What's that smell?

Bike Vegan: Hey mannn, which way to the Starbucks?

Bike Vegan by Brian Carey December 15, 2008

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Bike Ride

A term developed in the year 2020 during the Great Quarantine used by teenagers as an excuse to go outside and smoke

“Hey mom i’m going on a bike ride”
“Okay stay safe”
(comes home higher than heaven)

Bike Ride by @_KCVS April 9, 2020

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Bike Bregador

A Bike Brigader is one that styles their hair like David Bowie in Labyrinth They wear spandex with boots and has multi color hair. You can usually find a bike brigader hanging out at any local park. They usually hang out in packs. You can find them dumpster diving and they are usually vegan or vegetarian. These individuals are hard to distinguish from homeless people. They usually act like they are hard core punk but listen to bad emo music and high school music.

Bike Bregadors=Homless Chic
Bike Bregadors=No showering
Bike Bregadors=dumpster diving

Bike Bregador by littlemanor23 October 29, 2010