Barberi

A delicious berry that grows only in Florida

I ate so many Barberi's last night I got the poops.

by Mskiterror March 21, 2020

John Barber

The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.

Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”

by urnanscrustyvagina November 4, 2018

Your barber is showing

When your hair cut looks bad.

You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.

Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...

by Sarcassm June 30, 2019

Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad

“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

by Iwa b July 3, 2020

Barber Shop

Verb) When three or more African Amercian co-workers sit around on the clock and jaw about nothing for an extended period of time, creating a barber shop-like atmosphere.

Leon, Darnell and Kisha don't ever get a lick of work done, they just sit around and barber shop all day

by Barry Lankin April 24, 2008

Justin Beber

A MAN THAT SUCKS MY ASS ALL DAY

Justin Beber: ssssssssslurp!!!!!!

by Buk Lau Want Pussy December 2, 2014

Justin Beiber

He is a talentless fag that sounds like a fucking autotuned cat getting steamrolled and sotomized by one-armed native americans. He has the looks of a 40 year old lesbian, (not the hot kind) the IQ of a teenage girl (his only fans) and hasn't puberty (never will). His lyrics are like that of an infant, they are just moans and don't know many words. Some want him shot, but he would only (I hope not) be memoriolized like Biggie or 2pac which he clearly doesn't EVER deserve. We all hope that he dies of malaria and the bird flu soon. R.I.P. Notorious B.I.G. and 2PAC!

Justin Beiber is the worst thing to happen to American Culture since 9/11, The Rodney King Beatings and The Columbine Shootings.

by IMOLDGREGG!!!!!!!!!! March 2, 2011