redneck beemer

A low-end, or old ragged-out BMW automobile. These are usually purchased by stupid people who think anything above a ford focus is a luxury car. Compare with baby benz

Did you see that dumbass in the redneck beemer? Was that a trailer hitch on the back?

by reppintha423 April 29, 2012

behemoth

Something large and usually quite revolting to look at, can refer to something living, or something inanimate. Also a metal band, and a large sea creature.

Can also be shouted out as a random chant for effect in any conversation.

Man: Urgh look at that fat chick
Friend: Oh shes a total behemoth!

Man: Dude look at the size of that pimple!
Friend: How big is it?
Man: Its practically a behemoth!

Man:So I'm gonna go to the shop now
Friend: Behemoth!
2nd Friend: BEHEMOTH!
Rest of friends: BEHEEEEMMMMOOOTTTTH!

by Simon Alnaimi April 11, 2008

behrends

An obnoxiously loud angry drunk. Often passes out and wakes up pantsless not knowing where or why he is where he is.

Dude you've had enough, you're starting to get behrends

by shurts May 6, 2008

Behemoth Dick

A dick so big it will collapse a lung...

by Wandy Aner September 9, 2003

beemer

A Beemer is a BMW vehicle. One of the major luxury automobile manufacturers, BMW is the parent company of the Mini and Rolls Royce brands.

Examples of Beemers.

BMW cars and average income per year of vehicle owner and price of car.

BMW 8-Series- Yearly Income: $196,000 Vehicle Price: 85,200

BMW 7-Series- Yearly Income $175,000 Vehicle Price: 75,975

BMW 5-Series Yearly Income $120,000 Vehicle Price: 45,425

by Kleg March 20, 2008

Boehme Handed

When you are using your roomates computer to watch porn and beat off, and your roomate walks in and catches you with your meat in your hands.

GUY1: Jeremy walked into his room last night and kyle was using his laptop to jerk off.
GUY2: Oh man Kyle got caught Boehme Handed

by poop monster August 30, 2006

Bemen

Semen extracted from a male bee.

That bee really had a full load of bemen.

by Timmy Tots May 12, 2008