Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

by les misanthrope November 27, 2012

Beet Red

When something is just so embarrassing, your face turns beet red.

I fell during commencements.

"It was Beet Red"

by freddie890 December 2, 2009

beetle bonnet

the vulvic mound

can i have a look at your beetle bonnet please luv??

by kryton August 18, 2003

beethoven

lovely, lovely, Ludwig Van.

I like ultraviolence. bitch.

by ske March 2, 2005

beetle clip

when u insert your index finger into a girls rectum and then u insert your thumb into sed girls vagina then pinch those fingers together and carry her around like human luggage

i was watching this porn and they beetle clipped this girl

by arlie September 6, 2004

beetled

1. To get very wasted by the consumption of drugs

2. The act of having sexual intercourse

1. Were you drunk last night bob? I was absolutely Beetled!!

2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!

by Jabberjaw07 November 3, 2007

the beetis

diabetes as spoken by Wilford Brimley, that fat guy with the walrus mustache from the liberty medical commercials.

Some guy: Holy shit! when i eat candy i have strokes and shit myself before falling into a coma. What do you think is wrong with me?

His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.

by Wilford Brimly August 25, 2008