Bestiality

The tendency to have sex with one's best freinds / freinds, usually due to a craving of intimacy that stems from loneliness. These actions are usually performed whilst in an intoxicated state, and are typically followed by a feelings of regret and shame.

(A comedic altering of the term 'beastiality')

Me: Oh that party was crazy last night!
Freind: Oh really? What happened?
Me: Someone hooked up with two of thier freinds, and they're totally regretting!
Freind: RIP. They crave bestiality.
Me: Facts

by Jonah.P March 29, 2020

Bestiality

The act of being shrodomized by bestie

I am going to ravage you like bestiality

by Jack.hRSfy July 4, 2019

BMW Beastiality

the act of a beast posing next to a well respected car manufacturer.

Bro, when she said 525i, was she talking about herself? Because that's some no joke BMW Beastiality.

by homeE30grown May 31, 2007

Beastiality

Being sexually attracted to a person who is hard as nails, a beast of a person.

“Kye is a beast”
“Yeah he got me into beastiality”

by Neil Paulson January 12, 2021

beastiality

when you have a pet dog

“omg i got a dog named bruno!”
“you’re the definition of beastiality”

by Donkey Jeremy April 5, 2021

beastiality

when someone has sex with an animal

john fucked his dog frank that is beastiality

by johndrinksfrankpee April 25, 2021

beastiality

Like pedophilia, a MENTAL ILLNESS. But sexually attracted to animals.

He's thinking, NOT acting on fucking a bird. According to the DSM, beastiality is a mental illness. Just get him help.

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021