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beardyfish

An older male who seemingly commands respect for apparent wisdom, telling of incidents in his past which may seem genuine and enthralling to the young or the naive, but can easily be seen as fantasy by anyone offering even a little scrutiny.

A Beardyfish will tell tales of fights, wealth & sexual exploits but will never back them up with any detail or fact, using phrases such as ‘a gentlemen never tells’ or ‘you don’t know my background’, in the hope that ‘mystery’ will be an adequate substitute for ‘reality’

A Beardyfish thinks he is wise and experienced (as an older, bearded, wise-man of a tribe) but due to the actual lack of real knowledge of his fictitious adventures he proves very gullible to pranks and wind-ups on subjects he claims to know a lot about (and so is fished-in)
Chris “Rob’s claiming he was in the army, based in Hereford England, but he’s not allowed to say what regiment he was in”

Ian “WTF! He worked in a factory in Birmingham for 30 years, when did he have time to be in the SAS? He’s such a Beardyfish! Let’s ask him what colour the roof of the boat house is…”
by carrots361 March 8, 2010
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Bradyphobia

A stern unwillingness or inability to admit that Tom Brady is the greatest NFL quarterback of all time. Symptoms include downplaying his accomplishments, suggesting that he is a “system quarterback,” and stating that he is “washed up” despite posting excellent numbers beyond the age of 40.
Person 1: “Dude, Brady is washed up! No way he will play well in Tampa Bay. He’s a system quarterback who only won championships because of Belichick.”

Person 2: “Well he went 11-5 with 4600 yards and 40 Touchdown passes at 43 years old in his first season outside of this ‘system’ that he spent 20 years in. Sounds to me like you have Bradyphobia.”
by oceanman4343 February 7, 2021
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Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.
Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020
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Leaky Beaky

When your nose is running due to excessive cocaine use.
Dan realized that shitty booger sugar tends to give him a leaky beaky.
by LTDB February 16, 2021
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anal beader

Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus
Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.
by Dr Niggèr May 1, 2022
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Tom Fuckin' Brady

When you're so damn good, you're like 2x NFL MVP and 4x Super Bowl champ Tom Brady
He's like Tom Fuckin' Brady out there
by tFb49 May 19, 2016
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Brady Potter

THE HOTTEST MAN IN THE WORLD, GOOGLE HIS NAME AND U WONT BE DISAPPOINTED!!! I SWEAR, even if ur a guy like chill and give another dude a compliment because DAMN. He is dating the YouTuber ‘Larrey’ and has his own YouTube channel WHERE U CAN SEE HIS HOTNESS LIKE OMFG
Person 1: hey did you see Brady Potter in his new YouTube video?
Person 2: who is that?
Person 1: *pulls up Brady’s pic*
Person 2: GOD DAMN HE IS HOT
by iLikeTurtlesss April 15, 2020
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