Basement hobbit buster

One who dresses up in an orange exterminator's jumpsuit going from door to door offering basement hobbit riddance services. Basement hobbit busters (BHB's) specialize in freeing countless grannies and older mothers of their leeching sons and any basement hobbit hoppers and offspring they may accumulate over the years. This is known to be such a noble profession. There is no need to exterminate the hoppers, since they will soon hop off to another loser in their mother's basement as soon as the original hobbit is gone. She will also take her accumulated offspring with her.

Example 1;

Basement hobbit buster: "well, ma'am, it looks like you've got basement hobbits... I heard a ruffling of a bag of chips over there... and I heard a fresh beer crack open."

Old lady: "Oh dear."

BHB: "Well, I'll only charge you for the original basement hobbit, because that hopper sitting there on the couch will leave with her offspring to another once he's gone."

Old lady: "Oh, God bless ya' darling"

BHB: "I sure hope you didn't name any of them, since the extermination will be harder on you if you got attached to them."

Old lady: "Oh... I named them all already. But at least my pension will slowly return to me."

by ~BluntBitch~ July 22, 2009

Why so basement?

A quote used by Josef Fritzl, he tends to do 2 things rape in basements and watch the dark knight this famous quote is when he merged the both.

Josef: Why so basement?

Helpless Child: Dunno

by Wan Dilliamsmells March 24, 2009

trash in the basement

Plump, round female buttocks.

See also: junk in the trunk, badonkadonk, J Lo Booty

Yo, that girl's got serious trash in the basement!

by LGB March 8, 2006

Rooster in my Basement

Rooster in my Basement (noun)
Back door entry.
Anal sex.

"I went dancing at The Buttery with David last night and the next thing you know I had a Rooster in my Basement".

by J. K. Lee April 1, 2008

the basement

not just a basement, but a house that everybody refers to as "the basement." The basement in the house is the best part of the house where everybody congregates and chills.

"yo lets go to the basement and figure out what we are going to do."

by core 5 September 11, 2008

Flood the basement

Made famous from the drag queen Ginger Minge on Ru Paul's Drag Race Season 7, flood the basement refers to moistening of the vagina prior to or during sexual intercourse. The joke here is that (as a woman in drag) she is so turned on by said person that instead of being moist, she flooded her pants with twat juice.

I look at Santino Rice and instantly flood the basement. vaginal fluid cunt juice cum clam juice lady smegma ginger minge

by Gayginger May 23, 2015

basehead

Someone who is addicted to freebase cocaine, not to be confused with crack.

"Lenny, the basehead, smoked all of my coke!"

by TehKold April 19, 2006