by Dardy4 The Party September 3, 2013
Get the Cock Barf mug.When you tape a willing participant by the neck to the wall in the "wall sit" position so their face is ass height. Then you proceed to also duct tape there mouth completely shut. Next up participant #2 (must be male or the finer points are lost) steps up and sharts in their face.. causing:
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.
Vomit
To stream
From
Both
Nostrils
And thus striking and tickling the guys balls just right while he jerks it.
by Hairyballzanga November 26, 2020
Get the Double barrel shart barf mug.Heavy use of acronyms, catchphrases and buzzwords during a conversation. Favored by project managers and team leaders at large corporations.
"Ugh, working here drives me nuts...my boss just uses jargon barf in meetings instead of actually communicating!"
"Let's make sure we include the tech team on this build for visibility. Then we'll bring in the ringleaders to make the EPR and LWS reports to make sure we don't have any showstoppers before the go-live".
"Let's make sure we include the tech team on this build for visibility. Then we'll bring in the ringleaders to make the EPR and LWS reports to make sure we don't have any showstoppers before the go-live".
by Hodaka July 9, 2010
Get the Jargon Barf mug.Another name for bad diarrhea. Especially if there is a lot of it and it comes out with a lot of force, causing you to bend over and strain a lot, almost like you are dry-heaving or about to barf. But you do it out your butt instead of your mouth. Butt barfing.
Man, what is up? I heard you in the bathroom and it sounded like a waterfall in the toilet?
Uhhhhh, sorry dude... I had major butt barf. Might not want to go in there for a while.
Uhhhhh, sorry dude... I had major butt barf. Might not want to go in there for a while.
by offya January 3, 2012
Get the butt barf mug.A color scheme for a MUD or website, which uses nearly every color available, typically resulting in unreadability and/or eye strain.
by Draq July 15, 2006
Get the disney barf mug.When one is overwhelmed with life, drama, issues, paranoia, etc. a person may emo barf. Emo barfing is the act of spewing all one's bitter angstiness on someone else in a torrential downpour of self wallowing.
The act of emo barfing is used to release pent up emotions as well as make everyone else within ear shot so depressed or overcome with the sudden onslaught of your crap that they too, feel as bad as the barfee or worse.
Emo barfing often occurs during periods of extreme drunkeness. It usually takes the form of unintelligable crying and sobbing where everyone present has no clue what the fuck is going on or why someone is so upset. Usually a total buzz kill, emo barfing can ruin a perfectly good day.
However if you are the one doing the emo barfing you usually feel a lot better as you have gotten rid of a lot of stress and now may watch all your friends struggle with your issues. Especially if you were emo barfing about philosophy and questioning life.
The act of emo barfing is used to release pent up emotions as well as make everyone else within ear shot so depressed or overcome with the sudden onslaught of your crap that they too, feel as bad as the barfee or worse.
Emo barfing often occurs during periods of extreme drunkeness. It usually takes the form of unintelligable crying and sobbing where everyone present has no clue what the fuck is going on or why someone is so upset. Usually a total buzz kill, emo barfing can ruin a perfectly good day.
However if you are the one doing the emo barfing you usually feel a lot better as you have gotten rid of a lot of stress and now may watch all your friends struggle with your issues. Especially if you were emo barfing about philosophy and questioning life.
"The other day I emo barfed all over Margo. It felt so good to get all that stress out, I mean it was like a good hour of me bitching about testing and crap"
by Silver Koi October 2, 2009
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