Baptist Sunday Lunch

When a conservative married couple performs passionate oral sex for each other in between morning and evening church services, as per Southern Baptist tradition.

"The Davidson's asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but I turned them down. Don't worry, I didn't tell them that we had a Baptist Sunday Lunch planned."

by NotYourAveragePK August 30, 2017

Baptista

Simply the best
I fkn hate you because I fkn love you
thank you.

Baptista is the best

by Gabriella0380 December 29, 2019

Westboro Baptist Church

A group of assholes who thought Lil Phag was homophobic so they promoted his album, then realised they’re stupid cunts

yeah mate, he belongs in the westboro baptist church

by dumbwhoreamber August 7, 2018

backseat baptist

the annoying people that sit in the back of church. normally eating and making fun. aka: my family 😎

“i hate dem der backseat baptists”

by gaymanilikedick May 24, 2020

Bush Baptist

Fictitious religious affiliation invoked by a person who does not claim or admit affiliation with a particular church. Baptist’s would only congregate in a city or suburban area of a state. They were never seen out “BUSH”.

Jim: hey Joe, what’s your religion?
Joe: I’m bush Baptist mate.

Jim: oh, so you don’t follow any religion then?
Joe: nope :)

by Miltalie August 11, 2020

Clinton Baptiste

A character played by Alex Lowe in Peter Kay's Phoenix nights. Most famous for the quote "I'm getting the word........ Nonce"

"Clinton Baptiste performed live at The Phoenix Club last Night"

by Clarkie03 January 21, 2021

Johann Baptist

A guy who just appeared in the translated versions of some fanfics and creepypastas.

You are appearing out of nowhere. You are such a Johann Baptist.

by Watershed stable beard July 15, 2021