e baller

E-Baller: a self-hating, negative, insecure, creepy, friend-lacking, person that grows “balls” on the internet that they do not have in real life in order to spend their sad life posting hateful comments about others to feel some level of importance.
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dude, if i wasnt on the other side of the country and not sitting on my fat ass in my moms basement drinking orange soda, i would kick your ass! because im a total e baller.

by B.Scott January 11, 2008

baller ass

Having surpassed "cool" or "tight". It's the drunk dude who nails two sober chicks at the same party; the song that makes you want to spin kick a punk ass; or a dunk where the dude first gets a face full of sweaty nuts and then a second later a basketball is bounced off of his dome

Guy 1: Yo, wasn't the song "Back to Back" by Wolf Gang pretty good?

Guy 2: Pretty good? Bro'heem, that track was baller ass!
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Guy 1: Maaaan, Ray Ray's carrying the team AGAIN tonight… 21 points in the first quarter alone.

Guy 2: That dude's straight baller ass.

by Jooster the Rooster January 1, 2014

roll baller

To present oneself extravagantly. Rolling baller usually involves an ostentatious display of wealth, but it also implies a certain attitude of not-giving-a-fuck-ness.

I thought we were keeping it pretty real, until Eli Manning showed up in a Bentley filled with hot women and champagne. That guy can roll baller, man.

by maxkeepsitreal1 March 10, 2008

Bawler

Bawler, Player, Pimp, Willy

Someone with money or status in the neighbourhood, a player or bawler. Who has allot of girls around.

by Bas December 18, 2004

ballerado

Being a balla from colorado.

yeah im cool and from colorado. I guess you could say im a ballerado.

by coolbn August 6, 2007

Baller-genetics

Being so good at a sport that you dont have to practice and you still eat up the competition. Being naturally good at any sport, most commonly basketball. Also regarding just being baller, or so cool that everything you do is something other people want to do.

Allen Iverson: "Practice, practice, I dont need to practice!!!"
Bystander/Reporter: "Wow, AI really has baller genetics."

Kid: "Damn did you see what he just did?"
Friend: "Yeah I wish I could be that cool."
Kid: "That's baller-genetics."

by Zazman66 November 4, 2007

ballerism

1. Having ballerism is being a total baller 24/7

2. A 1981 Delorean

3. A baller driving a 1981 Delorean

1. Dude Ashlee has so much ballerism, that she plays with the guys in basketball.

2. That Delorean was oozing ballerism.

3. That guy in the Delorean is emitting so much ballerism its scary.

by jenuwine! October 12, 2009