A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.
by Chamelion June 29, 2006
A grown man who smacks another grown man on the ass for the purpose of "motivation" or "congratulations". This man is most likely trapped in the closet.
by Grantly July 24, 2006
by David Angeli April 01, 2008
she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger
by Jon64Bailey January 11, 2008
A chick so nasty ugly that you have to put two bags over her head during sex just in case she chews through the first one.
by Shih Ninja May 28, 2004
by Phuq Bag July 15, 2004
A derogatory term used by libtards and Obots to describe conservatives that are tired of paying higher taxes to subsidize people who are too lazy to pay their own way.
Bill Clinton, who would know, used the term "tea bagger" to disparage conservatives who are tired of supporting deadbeats.
by Tommie Paine November 11, 2009