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trivolous banter

Activities or chat that are incredibly trivial, useless, unnecessary, frivolous and a complete waste of ones time.
Example: A person calls you on the phone and begins to ramble on and on about themselves or attempts to explain an event that took place, you stop them during their conversation and say "I don't want to here your trivolous banter".
by christig May 21, 2011
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The Banter Is Flowing

This phrase is used after somebody has just ripped another person and it is too harsh to laugh. So to break the tension and to try to diffuse the situation, a third person says in a deep Nigerian accent " THE BANTER IS FLOWING" and then everyone can then laugh without feeling harsh.
Will: Your a cock Dylan! No wonder your mum made me wear a condom when I fucked her, she doesn't want another fucking accident like you!

**awkward silence**

Danny: "THE BANTER IS FLOWING"

**everybody laughs**

banter rip ripped awkward silence
by Sherrilad August 20, 2013
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Plenty of banter

Something Justin Langer says about a million times in the Amazon Documentary, 'The Test' . It shouldn't be confused with abuse, according to him. Happens often when he plays UNO with his daughter
Reporter: What do you think about this Justin?
Langer: Well, there'll be plenty of banter. Oh, and no abuse, definitely no abuse.
by sotgbatwacail April 6, 2020
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basterd

When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.
Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
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Chalice of Banter

A metaphor often used as a means of estimating or judging the level of craic being interchanged between a circle of friends. Rarely found amongst females. Its' embodiment could be a drinking vessel of any form, for example, a pint-sized tankard, beaker, bowl, cannikin, cup, demitasse, draught, mug, taster or tumbler.
During a phenomenal session of banter: 'The chalice of banter is over-flowing!'

Before a night out: 'Time to fill the chalice of banter!'

When a person with smelly chat contributes to a session too much: 'the chalice of banter has sprung a leak.'
by Paul Michael Edwards September 18, 2008
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Banter Bus

The banter bus is a metaphorical term used to describe the activity of going to a place of interest with banterous intent usually some sort of clunge fest. It could also be used to ask someone if they want to partake in some meta-wymsical behavior.
I am on the banter bus now I'll be at the clunge fest in 20 minutes.

What you doing tonight mate? You up for getting on the banter bus.
by stupidgrin69 October 26, 2010
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Banter Sponge

Someone who absorbs banter, but fails to return the banter.
Adam: What's the national sport in Romania? Bear baiting?

Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.

Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!
by KirtjE October 18, 2011
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