auto-rejection can be displayed in many models, but the most ubiquitous action seen in the macrocosm of human attraction, tends to arise during a lessened encounter between two individuals. for a brief yet very clear moment, the female subject will automatically come to the conclusion that you are either:
a.)trifling
b.)destitute
c.)"out of her league"
d.)all of the above
after making this light speed decision, she will in some way make this judgement radically clear in a matter of seconds. sometimes without having to say or do anything at all. however, the declaration of her conclusion will be unmistakably pronounced.
while friend zoned may closely mimic auto-rejection, the latter is less painful in the remote future but more demeaning during the moment it originates.
a.)trifling
b.)destitute
c.)"out of her league"
d.)all of the above
after making this light speed decision, she will in some way make this judgement radically clear in a matter of seconds. sometimes without having to say or do anything at all. however, the declaration of her conclusion will be unmistakably pronounced.
while friend zoned may closely mimic auto-rejection, the latter is less painful in the remote future but more demeaning during the moment it originates.
As the young man asked for his waitress's phone number, she pretended not to hear him, slinking back into the wretched filth from which she was spawned. The gentleman caller was filled with despair as he was cast down into the cold damp catacombs of auto-rejection.
by wilthoven November 3, 2012
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Death/unconciousness as a result of any blockage of the windpipe during a sexual act. Usually when this phrase is used, it is in reference to something that proved to be fatal for the person involved.
Auto-erotic asphyxiation is not to be confused with strangulation methods that may heighten arousal in some individuals during sex. The act of asphyxiation involves either death or unconciousness.
Auto-erotic asphyxiation is not to be confused with strangulation methods that may heighten arousal in some individuals during sex. The act of asphyxiation involves either death or unconciousness.
They found Senator Smith's body last week in the red light district. Apparently he died of auto erotic asphyxiation. The media will have a field day with this!
by Tachikoma July 16, 2008
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I keep a folder on my computer called "Auto Porno" that contains all the videos and pictures of my girlfriend and I having sex.
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"Well, er according to my receipt...its aluminum driveshaft, reinforced for safety, with a U-joint and suitable for the rear position approx 49" long... it comes with a yoke for the trans".
Baby, stop Auto-Sexting me at work. It's really turning me on.
Baby, stop Auto-Sexting me at work. It's really turning me on.
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