auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.
I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.
by Door gunner September 06, 2017
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auto-claving

Leaving items in your hot vehicle to kill any Corona virus.
When I get back from the store I leave my stuff in my hot vehicle for some auto-claving to kill any Corona virus.
by dog nipple May 15, 2020
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auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes
by YoNun July 21, 2017
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Auto-yeet

The process of unconsciously throwing oneself away from something, often happens when electrocuted.
“Dude! Are you okay?! You got electrocuted!”
“Yeah, don’t worry, I auto-yeeted away from the wire so I only crashed into a wall.”
by YoungestOfTheThree March 12, 2020
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auto-bidet

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.
I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.
by Julikins January 21, 2014
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Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.
John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock
by RandyPancake October 18, 2010
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auto tomato

something a dumb bitch would say. frick you.
i love auto tomato
by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021
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