Aussie grump

Aussie Grump is the term used to describe an Australian that is always extremely agitated

Holy shit big Michael is such an Aussie grump.

by Jake👍🏼 December 5, 2016

aussie poofs

An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks

Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"

by Cyberdelic bozatron October 28, 2017

aussie lunch

When you pour fosters in your Sheila’s lady pouch and she sits on your face

She quenched my thirst with a good old Aussie lunch

by JizzyJonson January 17, 2018

Aussie breakfast

The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.

Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.

Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.

I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.

by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019

aussie dave

A foreign male who is unsure of his heritage and regularly changes their origin when in discussions with others.

An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy

to refer to sleeping past your alarm

That guy just said he was chucking a sleepy in the morning, typical Aussie Dave.

by Wayne tinman August 16, 2022

Aussie kiss

French kiss but "Down Under"

A: What did you guys end up doing last night?
B: Well we started hooking up, and it ended with an Aussie kiss

by littlemisssexbarbie April 4, 2010

Aussie rules

A game where grown men run around a cricket oval, kicking a ball around the place in a scrappy sort of fashion.

A game where ball control and handling counts for nothing, as long as you kick the ball.

A game that is simple and one-dimensional and doesn't require much thought process to follow or participate in... 'catch, kick... catch, kick....'

'He KICKS it down to the midfielder who then KICKS it to the full forward where he takes a marvellous CATCH and he KICKS a goal... what a 'brilliant' play, what a game of aussie rules'

by That Guy hey October 18, 2008