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aussie poofs 

An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks
Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"
aussie poofs by Cyberdelic bozatron October 28, 2017

aussie lunch 

When you pour fosters in your Sheila’s lady pouch and she sits on your face
She quenched my thirst with a good old Aussie lunch
aussie lunch by JizzyJonson January 17, 2018

Aussie breakfast 

The act of going down on your girlfriend while she enjoys her morning coffee.

Usually done before not instead of providing her breakfast.
Girl: Man, my boyfriend was so horny this morning. He gave me an aussie breakfast by the pool.

I came so hard I had to put my coffee down.
Aussie breakfast by Aussie Chef March 21, 2019

aussie dave 

A foreign male who is unsure of his heritage and regularly changes their origin when in discussions with others.

An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy

to refer to sleeping past your alarm
That guy just said he was chucking a sleepy in the morning, typical Aussie Dave.
aussie dave by Wayne tinman August 16, 2022

Aussie kiss

French kiss but "Down Under"
A: What did you guys end up doing last night?
B: Well we started hooking up, and it ended with an Aussie kiss

Aussie rules 

A game where grown men run around a cricket oval, kicking a ball around the place in a scrappy sort of fashion.

A game where ball control and handling counts for nothing, as long as you kick the ball.

A game that is simple and one-dimensional and doesn't require much thought process to follow or participate in... 'catch, kick... catch, kick....'
'He KICKS it down to the midfielder who then KICKS it to the full forward where he takes a marvellous CATCH and he KICKS a goal... what a 'brilliant' play, what a game of aussie rules'
Aussie rules by That Guy hey October 18, 2008