An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks
Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"
A game where grown men run around a cricket oval, kicking a ball around the place in a scrappy sort of fashion.
A game where ball control and handling counts for nothing, as long as you kick the ball.
A game that is simple and one-dimensional and doesn't require much thought process to follow or participate in... 'catch, kick... catch, kick....'
'He KICKS it down to the midfielder who then KICKS it to the full forward where he takes a marvellous CATCH and he KICKS a goal... what a 'brilliant' play, what a game of aussie rules'