An Aunt Judy is a mature, often pudgy woman, possibly a relative but usually a family friend, who you know personally and might consider screwing under the right circumstances. Blind drunkenness, complete darkness and total secrecy are some requirements that probably spring to mind as you study your beloved Aunt Gladys and imagine what could be lurking under that 45 year-old dress. The term "Aunt Judy" probably originated in connection with a defunct pornographic web site of the same name that featured all-nude and really unattractive grannies.
An Aunt Judy is like a MILF or Cougar but very familiar to you, usually older and far less attractive. You wouldn't but you can't help thinking about that old tang and hating yourself for it.
by Roger Out April 13, 2013
man 1: welll, i knew you were coming, so i got you some subway
man 2: why are you talking like an aunt bea
man 1: apparently i overslept!
man 2: why are you talking like an aunt bea
man 1: apparently i overslept!
by j.weins August 14, 2006
by itzmee69 June 21, 2010
by I'm in love with mary jane :) May 11, 2007
Derived from the phrase "Uncle Tom" an Aunt Sarah is a woman who is a traitor to her own gender. The term originates from the actions of 2008 vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin who started an initiative to force rape victims to pay for their own rape kits, wants to repeal the right to choose, and appoints government officials in Alaska who still believe it is their right to rape their wives.
by Boondockers April 12, 2009
To repeatedly reference a name or person to whom the present audience does not know. For example, when your Aunt Cindy references people from her country club that you have never met.
Usages:
You just totally Aunt Cindy'd me.
Okay, Aunt Cindy.
Stop Aunt Cindying.
No, I don't know them, Aunt Cindy.
Usages:
You just totally Aunt Cindy'd me.
Okay, Aunt Cindy.
Stop Aunt Cindying.
No, I don't know them, Aunt Cindy.
That is such a Harry from the club thing to do.
You know Harry - that is so something he would do.
Classic Harry from the club!
Settle down, Aunt Cindy, I have no idea who you're talking about.
You know Harry - that is so something he would do.
Classic Harry from the club!
Settle down, Aunt Cindy, I have no idea who you're talking about.
by JustAwannabe August 19, 2019
Noun: an objective and accurate term used to describe a woman's period; the term is believed to have originated in ancient times when personal hygiene products such as scented douche, lysol and the like were not available
Damn bitch, what's that smell? You got a dead skuunk in your panties or is aunt stinky in town? Scent that shit bitch.
by drpoon4 February 11, 2009