Asspert

A person who is an aficionado on great looking asses. Knows them and greatly appreciates their existence.

My friend Anne can't go to a baseball game without commenting about the player's asses...she thinks she's an Asspert!

by anniep August 19, 2013

assterhoids

The formations on uranus from constantly being pounded by genitalia.

My assterhoids are flaring up, I seriously need to stop having gay sex.

by Blackcockerspaniel February 24, 2014

Assceritis

When you take a big shit and asshole starts to hurt.

Man 1: "I took a big shit yesterday and got assceritis!"
Man 2: "Wow man, that sucks."

by Chibi-Jessie August 29, 2014

assnorexia

when a female thinks their ass is flatter than it actually is

Your ass looks fine why do you keep complaining about it? I think you might have assnorexia.

by T Rut January 14, 2016

Assvertisement

it's the advertisement and flaunting of the human backside. usually done to get attention of another and/or a large group.

Wow that person just showed some serious assvertisement

by AjayWavvy23 February 15, 2017

assertain

To make a definite determination regarding someone's posterior.

A tight-fitting swimsuit can indeed show if a gal has a nice cute round rump, but you gotta actually "squeeze theeze" with your hand to assertain for sure if it is indeed as delightful as you'd expect.

by QuacksO February 28, 2019

Assmereaing

A word used when doing something with confidence even when the rules are misunderstood

I use “assmereaing” when I play to win.

by Catkay2009 December 19, 2021