Speedball Assassin

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.

1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.

by Wolf89 January 31, 2006

60 Second Assassin

a dude who busts a nut in a minute or less

Bill's ex-girlfriend said he was a 60 second assassin.

by Desecrating Monkey July 16, 2008

First Lady Assassins

Awesome band from Tulsa Oklahoma (T-Town)

First Lady Assassins formed in 2006 in a basement. Band members consist of...
Brian Bolton (Guitar), Brent Blackburn (Drums), Jordan Coon (Vocals), Jeremy Crouch (Guitar), & Jason Hamilton (Bass)

First Lady Assassins myspace URL (myspace.com/flaband)

Pills:
Uppers by day, downers by night.
i don't wanna go to work and i don't want to go to bed.
I don't need, fucking sleeep
I just need booze and speed.
Fuck you.


Less Punk Than you:
You listened back when LTJ was still ska
when punk was tuff not like the new Unwritten Law

by T-Town WxC. March 30, 2009

assassinator

What one must say after punching someone in the back in Halo, generally followed by a quick session of teabagging.

It was 49-49 and I walked up to the laser tower, assassinated the guy charging his laser while exclaiming "assassinator", and teabagged him as the screen faded to black, giving us the victory.

by JJ3672 March 28, 2008

Assassin's Syndrome

When you watch an assassin movie and you think everybody from greg down the street till Brad Pitt is trying to kill you because there an assassin

Guy 1: "Woah are you trying to kill me"
Guy 2: "Chill bro you just got Assassin's Syndrome from watching Bangkok Dangerous

by Tyedyeskyes July 13, 2011

cuban assassin

A wet fart

I just let a cuban assassin, now I have to clean up.

by jag001 March 18, 2013

Assassynate

To viciously insult, cut down, or thoroughly dismiss someone in a highly camp, outrageous, and bitchy manner.

Shantay: "Did you see her new Manolo Blahnik's?"

Devyn: "Uh-huuuh..."

Shantay: "Bitch looks like she got 2 dead Liberace poodles stuck to her feet!"

Devyn: "Damn! Girl just got assassynated!"

by jamtoast January 12, 2011