Shut down in 2006, use web.archive.org, also known as the Wayback Machine and type in random. Do not use the second result because it's a variant of Google just based on the comic character Jeeves, which has nothing to do with ask.com, which is running on Google's servers, said to be better than Ask.com, but Yahoo.com is just better than google.
by JadenTheMoose September 23, 2022
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by mflowers February 16, 2020
Get the Insta-Ask mug.A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.
Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.
Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.
1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.
1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.
1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!
by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022
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Slevboy: How do I calculate the mass of Vikasium dishivide?
Kiesanowski: Careful mate, thats a trap for young players! Why don't you Ask Ben?
Slevboy: I will do after I find some glue.
Kiesanowski: Sweet!
Slevboy: How do I calculate the mass of Vikasium dishivide?
Kiesanowski: Careful mate, thats a trap for young players! Why don't you Ask Ben?
Slevboy: I will do after I find some glue.
Kiesanowski: Sweet!
by Monsiuer Anonimue February 10, 2004
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by DaJackAttax April 30, 2022
Get the Didn’t ask mug.A black axe murderer. This stems from the way some blacks pronounce "ask" as "axe", this just going the other way.
Dude did you here about the axe murderer.
Yeah man but you can tell he's an ask murderer because there were watermelon seeds and fried bread drums next to the bodies.
Oh yeah. Didn't take that into consideration.
Yeah man but you can tell he's an ask murderer because there were watermelon seeds and fried bread drums next to the bodies.
Oh yeah. Didn't take that into consideration.
by askmurderer November 29, 2011
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