asphixiation wank

hanging yourself and trying to cum before you die

dude wheres james ??

i dont know probably had an asphixiation wank

by elliott w February 4, 2009

aserhak

the feeling one gets when they feel no one else can understand what they do

guy 1- man i feel so aserhak
guy 2- why?
guy 1- cause nobody understands why i do what i do
guy 3- dude, why do you do that?

by xtimeb0mbbabyx3 March 4, 2011

asphault face

Someone that has a rough or nasty lookin face. Someone's face texture that resembles asphault or the ground.

Damn fool that hoodrat had the Asphault Face Disorder.

Shut up Asphault Face

by Louis December 10, 2004

asphalt quesadilla

The puddle of vomit found on the parking lot of any Sports Bar / Restaurant.

While walking on the parking lot heading towards Joe's Pub, I noticed a lone crow feasting on an asphalt quesadilla left by a late night bar patron.

by Red Ruffensore January 1, 2009

assphyxiation

The art of being choked or having one choke someone while having sex or just when you are about to cum

Sheena really enjoys assphyxiation while in the sack.

by Mike November 17, 2004

assphat

Grotesque Slut. Skeeze To The Max. Whore who cant cross her legs. So pathedic; guys can't even handle it. An Adjective, or a noun.

Woooah that girl is a piece of assphat.

Shes full of assphat

by CARMEN&CEC August 5, 2006

Homoerotic Asphyxiation

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.

Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.

by Billboard Baggins September 10, 2014