Aris

Abbreviated rhyming-slang for 'Arse' ('Ass'), spoken by nauseating, self-important, east-London Cockney tossers.

Aris = Aristotle
Aristotle = Bottle
Bottle & Glass = Arse

nb: The words "Glass" and "Arse" ryhme when spoken in an annoying Cockney accent.

"Cor blimey guvnor, i fell right down the ol' apples & pears and landed on me aris, chim chimmeny!

by st0gey March 26, 2005

Aries

A 90 foot dildo

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Arie

He’s an ugly stupid boy who some how has the best girlfriend

Arie is ugly

by Arie ugly November 02, 2019

Aris

princess; queen like in beauty and stature; one who is wise beyond their years (variant of the word heiress)

Aris looked simply stunning today in her red outfit; I should have known that he would suspect something, being the aris that he is.

by knowledgable February 17, 2005

ari

It is the short form of Aryan in Kurdish.It is also the word that the Aryan word itself came from.

Ar-Ari-Aria-Arian=
White/noble/good natured race-belonging to this race-the place/land of thesse people-the singular/plural of this race.

by K.husrew March 03, 2008

ARI

(Accidentail Run In)situation where you run into someone who you would rather pull your hair out then speak to. Commonly happens when you are hungover, smelly, or simply not in the mood to see

Dale: Oh man, just had 3 ARI's in the liquor store. I couldnt even remember one of the chick's names.
Heather: I hate it when that happens! Ari's blow.

by Heather xxB August 14, 2007

Ari

Another word for “useless”

Example:
Person #1: You’re such an Ari

Person #2 : I know.

by Ari666 May 30, 2020