Jerked Around

Being placed into unreasonable situations generally for the benefit or amusement of someone else. This often occurs as punishment for minor transgressions or a simple faux pas.

"Man when Travis applied for a new job and then was denied a promotion because of it, he was jerked around. Those bitch managers need to get laid and stop messing with peoples lives."

by jclv1000 October 1, 2008

Spousal catfight arousal

The complicated excitement a man feels when seeing his wife (or girlfriend) in a physical altercation with another woman. The condition is heightened when there is the real possibility for intimate sensual contact between the two combatants.

"Hey come quick, Jen had it with your wife's attitude and it looks like she has Lesley pinned down. You might want to end this."

"Are you kidding?"

"Spousal catfight arousal?"

"Damn straight. I need a closer view."

by Cirdellin December 29, 2009

Fuck Around And Find Out

1. To fuck with someone that you know shouldn't be fucked with, then find out why they shouldn't be fucked with in the most painful and humiliating way possible.

2. Getting that stick up your ass pulled out sideways.

"You want mess with the wild Levi? You want to fuck around and find out?"

*Levi turns into Hulk, yeets a toolbox across the pressroom, and knocks someone's teeth out.

by Devenfrost February 9, 2021

Getting Around

A vague description of ones recent actions, usually when catching up with someone. 'Getting around' generally implies going out very often with multiple girls, partying more than most people thought possible, and doing it all without advertising it until someone asks.

Joe: "So, dude, what have you been up to lately?"
Steve: "Oh, you know, getting around. Nothing special."

by RajunCajun March 17, 2009

hang around

to waste time, to loiter.

My friends and I hang around at the corner bar.

by Libertine October 10, 2005

Arousturbating

When you hear something that is both arousing, disturbing and causes you to get a b*ner, thus causing your brain to break down into a masturbating sequence while struggling to comprehend thus creating the image in the most awkward possible way imaginable.

Whut?! WTF?! That caused me to arousturbate in an arousturbating way...

by AtomicZombeh December 18, 2017

Drunkin Around

The exploration by two or more individuals of buildings and or terrain that is unfamiliar to all parties while being under the influence of alcohol. (normally involving the acquisition of souvenirs ranging anywhere from photographs to road signs.)

Nick: "Holy crap I'm wasty face."
Jason: "I know where there's an abandon pool."
Nick: "You grab the gear, I'll get us refills."
Jason: "Oh man! I love Drunkin Around."

by Mr. Mangle Face February 25, 2010