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is the coolest motha fucker youll ever meet, they are more than sex gods. Makes every girl that he meets super wet. They have HUGE pee pees. They are loved by anyone and will always stay by your side. They know how to make anyone laugh and make BOMB ASS MILKSHAKESSSSSSSSSSSS. Also they are not all about sex, also amazing boyfriends
Girl 1: OMG i walked in the boys restroom and i saw a guy with a big dick

Girl 2: OMG girl that guy was probably Andres

Girl 1 and 2: (Dripping wet)
by Marry Teresa October 15, 2019
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Andres, when they fall in love they fall In love hard. They are very passionate and forgiving. They also can be very sensitive at times.
I’ve only known Andres for about 1 month but I think he’s heavily in love with me but I don’t care I love him heavily too.
by Kistsopilophy January 11, 2020
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Andres is one sexyyyyy muther fluffer. he is the spiciest boi u will ever know. he gives u a lil bit of brain damage but its worth it bc thats the good kind. yea there's a good kind of brain damage and he's it. if you have an Andres in ur life then u not only r lucky as fu c k but u r a piece of shit because u r not even close to worthy of having him in ur life but bow to his feet because u have been granted a helluh blessing and u might just have a better life because he's in it so dont be fuckn rude.
Did you see that guys abs? holy shit...... i think that guy's name is probably Andres
by fourpoopsaday April 18, 2020
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Andres A good nice human being. He is the one that most of the times is quiet but has a good personality. He also has a meme page that he likes to post alot. In order for him to talk he needs to know you alot. He is goofy to people that he knows alot.

I think i told you ALOT
Andres Andres is a nice person
by Obama president March 10, 2020
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That guy that has such a long schlong that just by hearing his name, you know he has a schlong.
Beth: "Oh, who'd you sleep with last night? I saw you leave the bar with a guy."
Candace: "Well his name is Andre, and-"
Beth: "Say no more, because I know that booty is sore."
Candace: "Yeah he has a HUGE schlong, and it was thick too."
by wolffe1245 May 31, 2017
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Andres is a good guy, he will always try to make you feel better when your down and he will always try to be in your life threw the ups and downs. He is kind, passionate, cute, and tall, he will fill your body with love. He is very cool and will never judge you no matter what you do. His handsomeness will charm you over and you will never get him out of your head. Andres is a beast!
Girl : did you see Andres god he’s so hawt

Other girl : I know right!
by Corgi_butt216 February 10, 2018
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This is a common name for hispanic males. If there is an andres you know, i promise you that he will have a big butt and make satire af jokes. They might also be very scared at times but if you know an andres hold on to them
Andres banged youe mom
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