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Amish Toothbrush

When a male ejaculates in a females hand then the female dips her finger in the seimen and rubs the seimen into her teeth
by munroe94 December 18, 2010
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amish goatee

An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless
Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache

Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs

Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?
by willh_in_fl July 30, 2009
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amish gay

Two men sleeping in the same room in seperate beds.
There was nowhere else to sleep, so Bob had to sleep in the same room as Bill, luckily there were two beds, so it was only amish gay.
by roflcoptorz January 10, 2008
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amish meatball

during sex, the man turns off the lights, and puts his testacles in the girls mouth. Thus, feeding her the amish meatball.
Yo man, last night was so crazy. I gave that girl the amish meatball.
by Jet Lewis April 3, 2008
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Amish Thunder

A Quaker from Pennsylvania who has crab infested skills in all he does
I said grass you to Amish Thunder and he broke out his crazy sick ninja skills
by dan April 7, 2004
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Amish Oven

When you shit the bed and pull the covers over your partners head.
I was laying in bed with my girlfriend after using a suppository. After my bowels let loose, I gave her an Amish Oven.
by June2010 October 9, 2018
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amish lesbian

A gay queen putting together Ikea furniture.

Or

An elderly gay putting together Ikea furniture.
James is such an Amish Lesbian!

Or

Lets get our Amish Lesbian on, and put this bed together!
by Ibuddy66 May 15, 2016
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