When a male ejaculates in a females hand then the female dips her finger in the seimen and rubs the seimen into her teeth
by munroe94 December 18, 2010

An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless
Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache
Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs
Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee
CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?
Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs
Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee
CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?
by willh_in_fl July 30, 2009

There was nowhere else to sleep, so Bob had to sleep in the same room as Bill, luckily there were two beds, so it was only amish gay.
by roflcoptorz January 10, 2008

during sex, the man turns off the lights, and puts his testacles in the girls mouth. Thus, feeding her the amish meatball.
by Jet Lewis April 3, 2008

by dan April 7, 2004

I was laying in bed with my girlfriend after using a suppository. After my bowels let loose, I gave her an Amish Oven.
by June2010 October 9, 2018

by Ibuddy66 May 15, 2016
