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Al Gore is Egores younger brother.
Al Gore Invented the internet so he claims, actually it was his brother E-gore that invented the internet.
by takethathill August 18, 2006
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al gore

The false inventor of the internet and inventor of false information for which he won a nobel prize. Interesting.
"Did you hear about Al Gore's nobel prize?"

"Yeah, well he really did deserve one. I mean, the man invented the internet!"
by TheNameIWantedWasTaken November 10, 2007
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Algoreaphobic

A sufferer of Algoreaphobia
Person 1: "So you hear the government approved that new coal fired power station?"

Person 2: "Yeah, the ministers are all algoreaphobic!"
by The Nomadic Scotsman May 21, 2011
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Restrictive Algorithm

The code name for a list of reasons why a woman should wear a corset during sex (Corset Sex). The list differs slightly in length and content from female to female, but it almost always includes:
- Curvier figure (breasts pushed up and together, waist slimmed)
- Makes breathing faster and shallower during sex.
Guy 1: Apparently Emily always wears a 18" corset when she fucks Tom.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's her restrictive algorithm.
by Restrictive Algorithm December 24, 2016
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Scooby Doo Algorithm

The method for determining the identity of a target based on a process of elimination. The term is often applied for humorous effect meant to indicate that a solution can easily be found by simply eliminating the obvious non-solutions.

The concept is based on the animated TV show "Scooby Doo" in which teenage investigators solve mysteries. The typical episode format includes someone dressed as a monster terrorizing people. The "meddling kids" proceed to determine the identity of the person behind the mask, providing an opportunity for the audience to guess who it is as well.

As an over-simplification, you know the person behind the mask simply because he’s the only person in the episode who isn’t Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, or Scooby (the primary characters).
Brilliant, you just reinvented the Scooby Doo Algorithm to choose what to eat for breakfast. . . It's not that hard since you only have one box of cereal, half a pizza, and ten cases of beer in the house.
by DanteSmart August 18, 2013
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Al Gore

the real cause of AIDS

Scientists have been led to believe (by Gore's black magic) that AIDS is caused by manbearpig but AIDS is truly caused by your genitals being exposed to Al Gore's voice. The body can't take it anymore and turns on itself because its the only escape

Other accomplishments:
-invented the internet, meatball subs, glow in the dark stuff, Charmeleon, the waterbed, and ice cream cake.

-Wrote Harry Potter on a paper towel (not a napkin)

-Caused "The Incident" in Lost

-Master of Black Magic

-Was the first human to be Rickrolled (was rickrolled by manbearpig and they've been sworn enemys ever since. Got him back by blaming AIDS on him. Manbearpig got him back by being the last vote for bush. Gore got him back by killing him on south park.)
Penis: "I cant take any more of this super Al Gore's gloating."

..."Bye World!!!"
by James LaFleur October 8, 2009
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AlGoreRhythm

a street formula for succeeding in the age of videography.
The dude is heavy and he's got the AlGoreRhythm to be a chick magnet!
by Cruiserbob October 30, 2007
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